Tram Town
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Category: Victoria My children were bitterly disappointed this morning when, as a result of the vast Easter Bunnies Inc. conglomerate employing more than twenty people, no Easter Eggs were made available to Victorians. They didn't accept my explanation that the eggs were, perhaps, too well hidden. Neither did they accept my final suggestion that the lack of chocolate items (eggs, rabbit, bilbies, whatever) was a subtle lesson in life on why we should never elect socialist governments. Just so you understand, the ALP described this disgraceful law as an implementation of "Harmonisation of public holidays and shop trading days". They really don't get it, do they? |