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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Category: Humour
This points at one of those lists of supposedly "Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays". I'm sure that the vast majority of these things are made up but they still make me laugh. e.g.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Also from the same site another apparently true story...

Police in Wisconsin are investigating the shooting deaths of David Bucher and Roberta Stone, calling the crime a possible murder-suicide. Kenosha Sheriff's Sgt. John Schwarz said, "They had an on-again, off-again relationship..." I guess it's off again...

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