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Tram Town
Monday, June 06, 2005
 
Category: Meeja
JumboJoke presents a glossary of newspaper terms including:
  • Beautiful: A woman who's been savagely murdered
  • Blonde: See "beautiful"
  • Celebrity: Someone that has a publicist
  • Couldn't be reached for comment: The reporter didn't call until after 5 p.m.
  • Exclusive: No one else returned the publicist's calls
  • High-brow: Boring


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