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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Category: Humour
Tim Blair posited the question:

You are the President of the United States on September 11, 2001. How do you respond to the attacks of that day, and to the wider issues of North Korea, Iran, and Iraq?

Answers received via email will be published straight, without mockery, as will any comments if they’re subsequently included in a post. One condition: please don’t write “Well, what I wouldn’t do is alienate the global community with my oil-hungry cowboy antics! I also wouldn’t read some book to children while we were under attack, or bomb Abu Ghraib with poison Jews! That’s what I wouldn’t do, Mr Smart Man!”

In comments, the following appeared:

First, become a sociologist and discover the root causes of terrorism. Then, when the world’s governments really start to take notice of you, you can jolly well show them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there will never be terrorists ever again.

Be sure to tune in next week, when we show you how to use rock concerts to eliminate poverty in Africa. Till then, cheerio.

There! Two Monty Python references at TramTown in just three days.

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