Tram Town
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Category: Names I listen to Penn Radio five days a week while I exercise. I can forgive Penn for a lot of things but there are two things for which he deserves my hatred. Firstly, he is a non-drinker - unforgiveable! Secondly, he thought of giving his child the middle name CrimeFighter before I did. "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"I hate people who are smarter than me. Best of all, of course, is the capitalization which will drive computer software crazy. |