Tram Town
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Category: Pulp
There's no need for trashy novels here in TramTown North, we just go and look into the histories of European royals. Take Charles the second of Spain as an example. It seems to have been a great tradition in his family to have a single individual as both aunt and grandmother. It's no surprise to us here in the twenty first century that high levels of inbreeding did him no good. He was a failure as a breeder and his lower jaw was so large that he found it difficult to chew. As quoted on the Wikipedia page "Charles II of Spain was perhaps the only royal in history who could neither masticate nor masturbate".

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